my boobs are sweaty.

IT'S OFFICIALLY SUMMER, KIDS.





good god, i hate saskatchewan.

First ten people to reply will be listed here, as well as what would be in my opinion to be their top three deviations.

Technically, if listed, you are obligated to do this in your own journal... but I don't really give a damn.


1: ameinias. It's totally not fair, because as a rule, I love every thing that happens when you put pen to paper, and also, basically all of my favorite pieces were taken off of dA. Damn!

2: teh_cheez. Mostly, I had a hard time deciding what I was going to feature, because as a voyeuristic lover of the English language, I find your stuff so far above my weakling abilities to convey the things that I want to in my creative endeavours that I feel almost quilty at having to pick only three. Also, vikings.

3: holy-shpootnik. It's sort of nice when someone you don't really know participates in teh_journal. Anyway, the time and care taken to create some of the effects really show the determination to grow, which reminds me of me. Before I stopped caring and started to suck a lot. Also, anything that reminds me of Gackt is a winner in my books.

4: SARS. (hehehehe, good ol' sars.) Looking through your gallery again (which I am wont to do every now and again, more so than I am to do to the galleries of others) reminds me so much of home. And of playing in your treehouse, lo these many years ago. Good times. Also, I forgot how much Hamlet made me laugh. Oh, Shakespeare would be so proud of you.

5: MEL-MART. You such a ho-bag! I mean, srsly. Getchyo sexy on before I turn it on FOR you! holla atchya grrrrrl!

6: L to the izzex. connaissex vous monseiur tablette muffin?

7: LesCheveux. Lesbian? Horse? Hair? Who the fuck knows.

8: g-dub. God damned hippies!

9: p-fiddy. So. Yeah. I don't know you, you don't know me, I'm so happy CariDee won ANTM.

10 SKINNER!


aaaaaaand GO

i find it annoying that everyone is 'afraid' of clowns.

OMG


I TOTALLY SUCK.


WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME.



O RLY?

dear self:

get up off of your lazy ass and do something.

the only productive thing you do is watch MASH, and that's stretching it a bit.


you have no excuse for only having drawn two pieces that are worth anything in the last three months.


you do not rock, and you need to fix it before all of your friends realize how cool you're really not and go find some more awesome people to hang out with.

in the meantime, start listening to better music. and if by better i mean more obscure. clearly, you're not getting anywhere by listening to bread and butter standbys like mcr and the hip.

also, the television is lying to you.

love, me.