Schwety you say?!

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No one takes the stately baboon in the man's hat seriously.

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

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Somebody should go stand with the cheese...it's alone

Definitely not.

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"DeadGP's Journal: Talking with some dead-beats online. Trying to get lowdown on art-smuggling ring. Not much luck. Strange people speaking of 'characters'. Made a character once. Turned out to be me. Saved idea for novelization in future."

Come and visit the tropics of New Jersey.

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I will light you up like the city from the skyline drive on a night worth forgetting
As I take you through the paces, I can think of nothing but her blood-lubricated orifices
And oh god let me savor the looks on your faces

this is still a magical entry.

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Somebody should go stand with the cheese...it's alone

awww, memories.

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Somebody should go stand with the cheese...it's alone

hahahahah
nice one!